Cheese Enthusiast Gifts

"Wow! Whose idea was the cheese log?"

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

New York's Newest Neighborhood- Little Vermont.

Church mice: 'We'd like to talk to you about cheeses.'

"Obviously the price of this property is a reflection of it`s very desirable location."

'Take one of these twice a day wrapped in a piece of cheese.'

The accidental invention of macaroni and cheese.

Slight dilemma in tasting the cheese.

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

Mouse maze decision.

"I may be biased, but I believe goat cheese is superior."

"No, I'm not Swiss. Just a bad accident."

'I don't care if you are a big banana, I'm the big cheese around here!'

Mousetrap: 'How was your dining experience?'

Soft music, candlelight and cheese. Could be a trap.

'All I'm saying is that each of you needs to find that 'inner cheese''

One rat to another as they examine a mouse trap: 'I don't know about you Bruno, but I smell a rat!'

'Cut the blue wire!'

Stratigraphy

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

"They're not the tastiest, so try hiding them in a piece of cheese before you take them."

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

'It's not good news...you're allergic to dairy products.'

'Your house is made of cheese. You don't smell that?'

'Dude. I'm gonna say this, one...more...time. I do not know how to make cheese.'

'The good news is you're going to live, the bad news is you're allergic to cheese.'

"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."

Welcome to Parmesan Acres: A Grated Community.

'Your tests show a mild protein deficiency...Have you thought about accepting cheeses into your life?'

'Billy! - show some respect for your elders.'

The Shakespeares Dine Out.

'They use it to make Swiss cheese. It's called hole milk.'

'Bon fromage!'

'Mummy Mummy: Tim's piece of cheese doesn't have as many holes as mine...'

"Cheese!"