Cheese Enthusiast Gifts

"Wow! Whose idea was the cheese log?"

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

New York's Newest Neighborhood- Little Vermont.

Church mice: 'We'd like to talk to you about cheeses.'

"Obviously the price of this property is a reflection of it`s very desirable location."

'Take one of these twice a day wrapped in a piece of cheese.'

Slight dilemma in tasting the cheese.

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

"I may be biased, but I believe goat cheese is superior."

Mouse maze decision.

"No, I'm not Swiss. Just a bad accident."

'All I'm saying is that each of you needs to find that 'inner cheese''

Mousetrap: 'How was your dining experience?'

Soft music, candlelight and cheese. Could be a trap.

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

'Cut the blue wire!'

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

One rat to another as they examine a mouse trap: 'I don't know about you Bruno, but I smell a rat!'

'Your house is made of cheese. You don't smell that?'

'Dude. I'm gonna say this, one...more...time. I do not know how to make cheese.'

'It's not good news...you're allergic to dairy products.'

Stratigraphy

"They're not the tastiest, so try hiding them in a piece of cheese before you take them."

"This is the third cheese delivery this month. Not only do we have mice, they appear to be tech savvy."

'Your tests show a mild protein deficiency...Have you thought about accepting cheeses into your life?'

"Cheese!"

"Barry made the wine. I made the cheese."

'The good news is you're going to live, the bad news is you're allergic to cheese.'

Welcome to Parmesan Acres: A Grated Community.

"In my defense it's hard to tell when the Limburger goes bad."

Immature cheese pulling a face

The early bird gets the worm; the late mouse gets the cheese.

'My main responsibilities are making people fall in love with cheese!'

'Let me guess...you're Swiss.'

'Billy! - show some respect for your elders.'