Cheese Connoisseurs Gifts

Fake mouse trapped by an artificial cheese product.

'Don't leave me hanging!'

Cat: 'Either their cheese has gone bad, or the mice are working on weapons of mass destruction.'

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

The wonderful world of cheese.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Cheeze Wiz.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

French wine

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

The Main Types of Cheese

I love Cannelloni

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Cheese

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"Joel! Killer crust!"

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

'Barb had her stomach replaced with a mouse's stomach to help her eat less.'

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

American style Greek cafe.

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"Whine and cheezed party."