Cheese Lover With A Twist Gifts

The Main Types of Cheese

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

The wonderful world of cheese.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

French wine

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

I love Cannelloni

Cheese

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

The Running of the Brie

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Whine and cheezed party."

American style Greek cafe.

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'