Cheese Snack Aficionado Gifts

"We've got to stop selling cheesy snacks near the petting zoo."

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

Rage.

The wonderful world of cheese.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

The Main Types of Cheese

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

French wine

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Love is when you watch television together.

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

Cheese

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'