Cheese Devotee Mugs

I splurged on some organic, handcrafted goat cheese from a local artisanal farmer. Looks good. How much did it cost? $12.37 a gulp. Burp.

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Cheeze Wiz.

French wine

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Important Food Groups

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

'Oh Hi!'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

The Main Types of Cheese

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

Cheese

I love Cannelloni

Baking

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Milking the Cow.

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Where Shaving Cream Comes From