Cheese Addict Gifts

Fondue Heaven

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

The wonderful world of cheese.

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Television Readers.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

The Main Types of Cheese

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

French wine

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

I love Cannelloni

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

Cheese

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Barb had her stomach replaced with a mouse's stomach to help her eat less.'

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

American style Greek cafe.

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

"Whine and cheezed party."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'