Cheese Addict Gifts

Fondue Heaven

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

Television Readers.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

The Main Types of Cheese

French wine

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Cheese

I love Cannelloni

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

"Whine and cheezed party."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

American style Greek cafe.

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."