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Lawyer to client: 'I'm afraid your claim to have chipped a tooth on the Swiss cheese has too many holes in it.'

'Ooooo, honey. A Pinot Noir!...That could be a game changer.'

'Oh, come on -- You only live once!'

Mice taking lessons.

Wine and chees tasting

'Get the intern to see how this thing works.'

Grounded beef.

'I'd have never guessed you two are related.'

You're just around the corner from another piece of cheese. Are you sure you want to quit now?

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

'The pastries are good, but I'd stay away from that cheese.'

The Cheese God

Mousesurveillance.

'Barb had her stomach replaced with a mouse's stomach to help her eat less.'

"It appears that after he was killed with a block of cheese, the evidence was shredded."

'It's not just cheese, Buzz, it's the best cheese ever! You know we have to keep this our secret, right?'

'O.K., who moved my cheese?'

"Am I going crazy or does this table smell like mozzarella cheese?!?"

Wait a minute … This is too good to be true.

The Garden of Edam

'Not funny!'

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

'Say Cheese!'

"Wait! Maybe they aren't just awesome bunk beds with cheese pillows!"

A cheese grater has won a boxing match against a block of cheese - 'I am the grater!'

"I'm thinking something in a cheddar."

"You think you're pretty holy, huh!"

Alexander the Greater.

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

'I found Cheez Whiz back here!'

Cheese - providing sunblock for toast since 1754.

'The town where they make Parmesan cheese is very well to do. In fact, I hear it's a grated community.'

It was then that F-150 realized he was no longer the new model.

Cheesus

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.