Choco-hunter Gifts

'Yum! Humans are hiding huge chocolate eggs in their gardens today...'

Any time is cake o'clock

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Too much sugar."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Satya Nutella

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Cake Friday!

Chocolate Shop

The wife whisperer.

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

7 brownies worth of exercise.

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

The dark side of Halloween.

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

"What are they saying this week? Are coffee, chocolate, and wine good or bad for us?"

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

"Who needs men when there's chocolate."

Missing Easter Egg