Cheese Adventurer Gifts

'Rock beats Scissors!'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

Try to guess the continent dining...

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Before/After

The Main Types of Cheese

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

I love Cannelloni

Garlic Free Zone.

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

The Running of the Brie

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

Stratigraphy

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

The worm that churned!

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Cheese Pile

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

Cheese Secret

"I do want to talk about your feelings but first let's talk about cheese."