Cheese Adventurer Gifts

'Rock beats Scissors!'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

The wonderful world of cheese.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Try to guess the continent dining...

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Before/After

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

The Main Types of Cheese

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

I love Cannelloni

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Garlic Free Zone.

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

The Running of the Brie

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

Stratigraphy

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

Cheese Pile

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

The worm that churned!

'I don't care if you are a big banana, I'm the big cheese around here!'

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

The Shakespeares Dine Out.

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

Cheese Secret