Choco-cheese Adventurer Gifts

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Picking pastries.

Harsh Mellows.

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

A dog at the bakery.

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Baking

Cheese Secret

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

Sandy Floss

'The best part about mom making dessert is being able to lick the spoon.'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

A man comes home to his gingerbread house where his wife offers him cream soda.

Kid goes to Hideaway Bakery and sees a sign for a sale on upside down cakes. Cakes are upside down.

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

'What a cool way of blowing bubblegum!'

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

"I'm trying to hide Easter Eggs, and he thinks we're playing fetch."

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'