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"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Picking pastries.

Harsh Mellows.

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

A dog at the bakery.

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

Baking

Cheese Secret

Sandy Floss

'There's no mention of stuffing. Keep going until you get to the sugar and spice.'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

'The best part about mom making dessert is being able to lick the spoon.'

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

A man comes home to his gingerbread house where his wife offers him cream soda.

Kid goes to Hideaway Bakery and sees a sign for a sale on upside down cakes. Cakes are upside down.

'What a cool way of blowing bubblegum!'

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

"I'm trying to hide Easter Eggs, and he thinks we're playing fetch."