Chocolate Adventurer T-Shirts

'Dude...I think they're really hunting us.'

A little girl on Easter egg hunt finds alien eggs . . .

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Picking pastries.

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

A dog at the bakery.

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

'She gets so excited for the dumbest reasons.'

Easter Egg Delivery

Secret sweetie drawer...

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."