Chocolate Adventurer Gifts

'Dude...I think they're really hunting us.'

Pirates of the Carob Bean. Hand over all your chocolate substitute ingredients!

A little girl on Easter egg hunt finds alien eggs . . .

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

Picking pastries.

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Have you seen my dad?"

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

A dog at the bakery.

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

Easter Egg Delivery

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

'She gets so excited for the dumbest reasons.'