Chocolate Explorer Gifts

"... okay, so it goes, poison, antidote, poison, antidote, poison, poison, antidote, antidote, poison, antidote, poison."

"That was easy. My Easter Bunny app has an egg-seeking GPS."

'If you can see any candy bars, get the kind with almonds for our fiber requirements.'

Emoji Ice Cream

Occu-Pie Mars

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Diner.

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

'Like death by salad.'

Try to guess the continent dining...

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

French wine

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Before/After

Sauce for the Goose

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"