Candy Explorer Gifts

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Diner.

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

Whale Piñata.

Building a gingerbread house

'There's no mention of stuffing. Keep going until you get to the sugar and spice.'

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

"I'm not going to try and sugarcoat this..."

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

'2 chocolate truffles in the morning and 2 in the evening should cure your broken heart,,,'

Easter Bunny!

Jesus and the Peeps

Call it Tough Love.

"It's marzipan pigs."

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

"Is there anybody there?"

"My parents are always complaining about my sweet tooth, but do they ever have a nice word to say about my wisdom tooth?"

"Steroids."

'Hey, wait a minute!'