Dessert Explorer Gifts

Diner.

'You ate the styrofoam, and left the meringue.'

STD Clinic Canteen: 'I'll pass on the spotted dick!'

After conquering Baked Alaska, Mount Bakewell was a piece of cake.

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

La Table

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Thou Shalt Not!

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

Shark infested custard!

Pie Filling Reader

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."