Dessert Adventurer Gifts

"Oooooh, I'll take the moon pie."

Boomeringue.

Man in desert sees a sign for a bank 'Saving for a rainy day!'

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

Diner.

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Try to guess the continent dining...

Picking pastries.

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Before/After

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

Holiday Supplies

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Garlic Free Zone.

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

A dog at the bakery.

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!