Dessert Adventurer Prints

"Oooooh, I'll take the moon pie."

Man in desert sees a sign for a bank 'Saving for a rainy day!'

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

Diner.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Try to guess the continent dining...

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Picking pastries.

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Before/After

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

Holiday Supplies

Garlic Free Zone.

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

A dog at the bakery.

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"