Taste Adventurer Gifts

'I don't think this sushi is cooked enough for me.'

"If you tasted like a Umami, where would you be hiding?"

"Darjeeling, Earl Grey, blackberry, sassafras, chamomile, rose hip, cranberry, orange pekoe, spicy cinnamon, peppermint, licorice, strawberry patch, sesame, mint, Chinese, or carob?"

"Quick! It's the 45 minutes a year when tomatoes taste incredible!"

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

"I'm getting gnats, I'm getting cats, I'm getting dogs..."

'Perhaps I should have warned monsieur it is an acquired taste.'

'Your taste buds are starting to bloom.'

'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

"The last few salt & vinegar chips are always the sourest."

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Try to guess the continent dining...

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Before/After

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

Garlic Free Zone.

Holiday Supplies

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."