Taste Adventure Enthusiast Gifts

'All I can say is, if you like trying new beers and hate having money, this is the one for you.'

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"You owe me five bucks."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Bears going water skiing.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

I wish I'd had the review.

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Breakthrough

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

Wind Tunnel of Love.

Snowman of the Apes

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.