Taste Adventure Enthusiast Gifts

'All I can say is, if you like trying new beers and hate having money, this is the one for you.'

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"You owe me five bucks."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

Bears going water skiing.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

I wish I'd had the review.

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

Breakthrough

Wind Tunnel of Love.

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Snowman of the Apes

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Public footpath on a desert island.