Flavor Adventurer Gifts

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

'I'll have your longest-named coffee flavor.'

"I'm always tempted by the more esoteric flavors- if only out of pity."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS 37 FLAVORS, 'Oh, salt, pepper, ketchup, mustard, worcestershire sauce....'

Diversity Cafe

"I love when you make asparagus soup!"

'Liam! This recipe book says it's delicious!'

'Whatever he's eating.'

'If I have but one life to live, Pierre, it's going to be a gastric life.'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

Dave's Diner: You must be this tall to have chili.

"Yum! This jelly bean is worm flavored!"

"I think this one will suit you, 'A dizzy little number, with a hint of musty socks'."

Basic flavors that, c'mon, you do not need to 'taste'.

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

"I'll take a latte with Mocha, Vanilla, Caramel, Hazelnut, Cinnamon, Chai, White Chocolate, Pumpkin Spice, Gingerbread, Butterscotch and Marshmallow. Hold the whipped cream, I'm on a diet."

"Don't come anywhere near me bub! I'm warning you."

"Well, they'd give you a pickle with your coffee if you ordered the Cafe Reuben!"

"Last night I had a dream that everything I ate, drank or touched was pumpkin spice. . ."

"See? Right there - it says bubblegum."

"I admire your enthusiasm Roger but I think that reindeer flavoured chocolate may be a Christmas gift idea too far!"

Guy Fieri

"Hmm.... all I've got left are Salt 'n' Vinegar or Spicy Chili..."

"Bangers and mash, I'd like you to meet marshmallow and marmite, a really delightful couple. . ."

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

TASTES LIKE... Bob's Buffalo Chicken

Pumpkin Spice Petrol.

A condiment called back-up sauce is shown.

Oh, I remember you. You're the guy who orders cheese on everything. What'll it be tonight? French onion soup. Hold the soup. Menus.

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."

Chili - Not Recommended for Women or Children.

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

'What's the in flavor with the young crowd these days?'