Flavor Traveler Gifts

Simulated travel...dine with us in local cafes & pretend you're in London, Paris, Tokyo, Mexico City, etc...

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Bad for you but to die for

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Too much cilantro

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

I love Cannelloni

Vaccination Passport

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

"That's very offensive."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

Tzatzikicicle

'Whatever he's eating.'

Coffee Menu

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"