Taste Traveler Gifts

Diversity Cafe

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

Alphabet soup

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

"They say the taste makes up for their lack in artful presentation."

'Well you little rogue, how do you like this one?!' - Hm, yes, hm, yes ... After all ... well, hm, yes ... hm, yes ... Yes! ...'

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

Simulated travel...dine with us in local cafes & pretend you're in London, Paris, Tokyo, Mexico City, etc...

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

'Here's a good one, France on 2000 calories a day.'

'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

Mixed marriage: food fight

Frank and Ernie's Diner. I'll have the beef and tomato consomme from Santiago. Coming up one chilly Chile Chili!

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

'You drive a Japanese car, drink French wine, eat Chinese food, own an American computer, buy Canadian lumber and vacation in Mexico. How can you be AGAINST free trade?!'

'Your taste buds are starting to bloom.'

"I'm getting gnats, I'm getting cats, I'm getting dogs..."

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

"If you tasted like a Umami, where would you be hiding?"

"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."