Taste Traveler Gifts

Diversity Cafe

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

Alphabet soup

"They say the taste makes up for their lack in artful presentation."

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

'Here's a good one, France on 2000 calories a day.'

'Well you little rogue, how do you like this one?!' - Hm, yes, hm, yes ... After all ... well, hm, yes ... hm, yes ... Yes! ...'

Simulated travel...dine with us in local cafes & pretend you're in London, Paris, Tokyo, Mexico City, etc...

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

Mixed marriage: food fight

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'

'You drive a Japanese car, drink French wine, eat Chinese food, own an American computer, buy Canadian lumber and vacation in Mexico. How can you be AGAINST free trade?!'

'Head cheese? Swedish sausage? Limberger cheese? . . . Try Albania!'

'Your taste buds are starting to bloom.'

"The specials I didn't order sound so much better when you describe them to other people."

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

"If you tasted like a Umami, where would you be hiding?"

"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."