Taste Bud Traveler Gifts

'I wish you were more adventurous sometimes'

"The specials I didn't order sound so much better when you describe them to other people."

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

Pizza Restaurant sign reads: Under Old Management with New Owners.

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

'Could I just get one that's wine flavored?'

'Here's a good one, France on 2000 calories a day.'

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

Simulated travel...dine with us in local cafes & pretend you're in London, Paris, Tokyo, Mexico City, etc...

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans, now you don't like beans.'

'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'

"Whoa, my bad — it is vinegar."

"...and what has my culinary genius conjured up to delight my taste buds tonight?"

'Mind if I join you? I told your wife that if she didn't like the way I cook, she could have a run at it herself.'

Dijon Vu

'Head cheese? Swedish sausage? Limberger cheese? . . . Try Albania!'

'What do you think? Does my lemonade need more sugar?'

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

"It probably tastes better than it looks!"

"I'm getting gnats, I'm getting cats, I'm getting dogs..."

'Your taste buds are starting to bloom.'

"If I'd wanted to taste strawberries and summer fruits I'd have asked for fruit squash."

"If you tasted like a Umami, where would you be hiding?"

"This artificial flavouring doesn't taste like artificial flavouring."

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do count against your diet.

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

'I don't think this sushi is cooked enough for me.'

"Our rule of thumb is: if it tastes good, don't eat it."

'What do you mean you 'don't like curry'?!!'