Taste Bud Traveler Gifts

'I wish you were more adventurous sometimes'

"The specials I didn't order sound so much better when you describe them to other people."

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

Pizza Restaurant sign reads: Under Old Management with New Owners.

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

'Could I just get one that's wine flavored?'

Simulated travel...dine with us in local cafes & pretend you're in London, Paris, Tokyo, Mexico City, etc...

'Here's a good one, France on 2000 calories a day.'

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans, now you don't like beans.'

"...and what has my culinary genius conjured up to delight my taste buds tonight?"

'Mind if I join you? I told your wife that if she didn't like the way I cook, she could have a run at it herself.'

Dijon Vu

"Whoa, my bad — it is vinegar."

'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'

"If I'd wanted to taste strawberries and summer fruits I'd have asked for fruit squash."

'What do you think? Does my lemonade need more sugar?'

"This artificial flavouring doesn't taste like artificial flavouring."

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do count against your diet.

'Your taste buds are starting to bloom.'

'Head cheese? Swedish sausage? Limberger cheese? . . . Try Albania!'

"I'm getting gnats, I'm getting cats, I'm getting dogs..."

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

"It probably tastes better than it looks!"

"If you tasted like a Umami, where would you be hiding?"

'I don't think this sushi is cooked enough for me.'

"Our rule of thumb is: if it tastes good, don't eat it."