Tastebud Traveler Gifts

'What do you mean you 'don't like curry'?!!'

Flags

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

Alphabet soup

'Could I just get one that's wine flavored?'

'Here's a good one, France on 2000 calories a day.'

Simulated travel...dine with us in local cafes & pretend you're in London, Paris, Tokyo, Mexico City, etc...

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'

"...and what has my culinary genius conjured up to delight my taste buds tonight?"

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

"Whoa, my bad — it is vinegar."

Dijon Vu

'Mind if I join you? I told your wife that if she didn't like the way I cook, she could have a run at it herself.'

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

'You drive a Japanese car, drink French wine, eat Chinese food, own an American computer, buy Canadian lumber and vacation in Mexico. How can you be AGAINST free trade?!'

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

"This artificial flavouring doesn't taste like artificial flavouring."

'What do you think? Does my lemonade need more sugar?'

'Your taste buds are starting to bloom.'

"I'm getting gnats, I'm getting cats, I'm getting dogs..."

"If you tasted like a Umami, where would you be hiding?"

"The specials I didn't order sound so much better when you describe them to other people."

The train on the musical line

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do count against your diet.

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

'I don't think this sushi is cooked enough for me.'