Travel Troubadour Gifts

Gypsy busker

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

The No No No's

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Whatever!

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

Musicians

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

"Woke up this morning, forgot my apple id..."

'Are we there yet?'

"This one is really gonna blow their minds."

City & Western.

The train on the musical line

"This jury finds the accused not guilty provided he tells us where he has hidden the money."

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

Carols

"Yep, I agree: It's pure torture when he plays his harmonica around the campfire..."

'Your excessive weight is a too-heavy carry-on and we must charge accordingly, excessively!'

"Oh, I always let Howard stuff the turkey....he was a gynecologist you know!"

'This is the dawning of the age of asparagus...!'

'Are you sure Mr, Winslow will greet us with an open wallet'

'What difference does it make - all roads lead to Rome!'

"I'm afraid a computer tech is going to have to be prematurely taken."

"It says here that 10,000 baby boomers are retiring every year."

'I'm going to be late dear, the traffic's a mess.'

Information: You Are Here...

'I got the ain't nobody texting me blues...'

"He really embodies the soul of mid-level management blues."

'Anything to declare?'

Too Popular By Half.