Taxi Trip Troubadours Gifts

'Are you sure Mr, Winslow will greet us with an open wallet'

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

The No No No's

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"Rockefeller Center."

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Quick, follow that star

Whatever!

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

"This one is really gonna blow their minds."

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

City & Western.

The train on the musical line

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

Elephant Taxi Emergency

"I had that James Herriot bloke in the back of my cow the other day..."

Gypsy busker

"I know you all paid your taxes last month, but since then we've had tax reform!"

"Oh, I always let Howard stuff the turkey....he was a gynecologist you know!"

"I have to do something when the stock market is up."

'What difference does it make - all roads lead to Rome!'

"I'm afraid a computer tech is going to have to be prematurely taken."

'Price check on taxi ride to Seventh Avenue and Belmont!'

"It started out as my itemized deductions, but it's turned into a novel."

'I'm going to be late dear, the traffic's a mess.'

"Oh, great! As always there's no cab!"

"Gotta run. Here's my Uber."

'I got the ain't nobody texting me blues...'

"What a bizarre sensation! I've never gone to Queens before without a cabful of luggage."

All the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxis and cutting hair!

'Ah got them, 'missed-,mah-margin-crawl when the city defaulted on mah tax-free-municipal-bonds-blues'.'

'Twitter is throwing open the whole world of libel to a radical rethink...'

'MEXICO!'