Tiny Troubadours Gifts

The No No No's

A young Don King

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

' I gather you wish to reassign your lease, Higgins.'

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Whatever!

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

Musicians

"This one is really gonna blow their minds."

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

"Woke up this morning, forgot my apple id..."

"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."

Gangster Babies

City & Western.

"This jury finds the accused not guilty provided he tells us where he has hidden the money."

Triple espresso. Forget it, Uncle Mort. Your doctors said no caffeine. I am not your Uncle Mort, I am someone else altogether. Oh yeah? Who are you? I am … Drinkum … Coffeeman … Worthington-Smythe … of the Florida Coffeeman-Worthington-Smythes. You may have heard of us ... we're a family of um ... Troubadours. I, myself, wrote several ballads for the likes of Sinatra, Pat Boone, and Jimi Hendrix. So if I were to Google that right now, Google would confirm that? Google is an abomination!!! One ge

'Dear Santa, I want a super plasma intruder. One that blows fire and eats people and destroys citys!!!!! Jimmy. ps Have a merry Christmas!

The train on the musical line

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

Carols

Gypsy busker

"Yep, I agree: It's pure torture when he plays his harmonica around the campfire..."

Playpen Jailbreak.

'This is the dawning of the age of asparagus...!'

"Oh, I always let Howard stuff the turkey....he was a gynecologist you know!"

'Talk about fun, Joey! I dialed a zillion numbers and talked to all kinds of people I couldn't even understand!'

'Are you sure Mr, Winslow will greet us with an open wallet'

'What difference does it make - all roads lead to Rome!'

'I just got off the phone with your teacher. Next time you tell her you're from a 'broken home' don't forget to mention who broke most of it!'

"I'm afraid a computer tech is going to have to be prematurely taken."

"I think you hair needs washing"