Texting Troubadour Gifts

'I got the ain't nobody texting me blues...'

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

The No No No's

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Whatever!

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

Musicians

"This one is really gonna blow their minds."

"Woke up this morning, forgot my apple id..."

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

City & Western.

The train on the musical line

"This jury finds the accused not guilty provided he tells us where he has hidden the money."

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

Carols

Gypsy busker

"Yep, I agree: It's pure torture when he plays his harmonica around the campfire..."

"Oh, I always let Howard stuff the turkey....he was a gynecologist you know!"

'Are you sure Mr, Winslow will greet us with an open wallet'

'This is the dawning of the age of asparagus...!'

'What difference does it make - all roads lead to Rome!'

"I'm afraid a computer tech is going to have to be prematurely taken."

'I'm going to be late dear, the traffic's a mess.'

"He really embodies the soul of mid-level management blues."

Too Popular By Half.

"Of course there are termites in the basement - they're our kids."

"Darling - remind me again - which country are we in?"