Texting Trouper Gifts

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

The Romantic - Heart shaped medals

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"

'I'm texting my inner child.'

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

'It's not easy. He'll tweet one thing, then text another. I'm getting mixed messages.'

"I just sent a penny to your bank account for your thoughts."

"I just got a text from my teenage daughter. Do you speak emoji?"

"The bad news is that the voices in my head have started text messaging me."

'If I don't love you, Susan, why'd I call you during anytime minutes instead of night and weekend minutes?'

'He's a Tex'an.'

"School can be tricky. They give you text books that have NOTHING to do with texting!"

'They got me for 'hate-texting.''

O Romeo, Romeo, were fart thou Romeo...

Personal Air Bag.

It's a text! From Sir! He's giving me a detention for having my mobile on.

The Texter

Happy Birthday

Dog Typos.

'He ain't texting, Boss...'

"I don't understand a word young people say these days."

'I got the ain't nobody texting me blues...'

"Stop texting. I feel like I'm talking to duck in dark glasses."

I Will Not Text In Class # Mean Teacher

'You obviosly need anger management. All your texts are in caps.'

Man going into men's room in kilt, woman going into women's room in trousers.