Texting Trouper Gifts

Aaaah! I have stupidly been driving while txting you and lost control...

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

The Romantic - Heart shaped medals

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

The alphabet blocks are great for teaching him how to text!

'I'm texting my inner child.'

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

'It's not easy. He'll tweet one thing, then text another. I'm getting mixed messages.'

"I just sent a penny to your bank account for your thoughts."

'Just had to text and ride, didn't you?'

"I just got a text from my teenage daughter. Do you speak emoji?"

"The bad news is that the voices in my head have started text messaging me."

Never text and derive.

'If I don't love you, Susan, why'd I call you during anytime minutes instead of night and weekend minutes?'

"School can be tricky. They give you text books that have NOTHING to do with texting!"

'He's a Tex'an.'

'They got me for 'hate-texting.''

O Romeo, Romeo, were fart thou Romeo...

It's a text! From Sir! He's giving me a detention for having my mobile on.

Personal Air Bag.

The Texter

Happy Birthday

I heard Sarah called you. Yeah. She's hot. Shh! Click. Click. Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap. Hey! No texting in the car! It distracts the driver!

Dog Typos.

'He ain't texting, Boss...'

"I don't understand a word young people say these days."

'You obviosly need anger management. All your texts are in caps.'

'I got the ain't nobody texting me blues...'

I Will Not Text In Class # Mean Teacher

"Stop texting. I feel like I'm talking to duck in dark glasses."