"Stop texting. I feel like I'm talking to duck in dark glasses."
Texting Champ Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who’s a master at messaging? Our collection of thoughtful and humorous products for the texting champ is perfect. Whether they’re always online or just love to communicate, our unique items will make their day.
"School can be tricky. They give you text books that have NOTHING to do with texting!"
Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!
Inclusive speech
'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'
"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."
"Textin’"
It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation
The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.
The Mating Call of the Modern Youth
Adam puts God on hold while texting.
'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'
'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'
OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...
"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"
We never got anything done around here until we invented verbs.
Social Networking.
"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."
"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."
"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"
Dog Messages
"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."
"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."
"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"
"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."
"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."
'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'
God sends a text message: 'OMME!'
"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"
Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.
"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"
"I'm fine on the phone. I only have trouble talking to people in person."
'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'
"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."
"...and I'm proficient in two languages ? English and text messaging."
Texting Champ Gifts Collection
Texting Champ Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for the texting champ—perfect for extra-large coffee refills during marathon messaging sessions.
Texting Champ Pillows
Snuggle up with pillows featuring fun phrases about texting mastery—comfort and humor in one perfect package.
Texting Champ Prints
Add some humor and style to their space with prints celebrating their love of messaging and digital communication.
Texting Champ T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts that highlight their texting skills—ideal for casual days and texting marathons.