Texting Champions Gifts

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

Polly txt speak

TAP TAP TAP TAP

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

Couples' therapy

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"Textin’"

Teamwork

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

WHO checklist

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

Social Networking.

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

Dog Messages

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

"I'm fine on the phone. I only have trouble talking to people in person."

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'