Texting Trendsetter Gifts

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Modern spelling.

Text Speak

"I know my rights. I'm allowed one text."

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

Polly txt speak

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

TAP TAP TAP TAP

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"Textin’"

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

'How about a walk!'

Moo Out Loud

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

Social Networking.

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

Dog Messages

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

OMG UR HOT