Text Messaging Titans Gifts

'My bank has introduced a new 'SMS alert' service.'

Polly txt speak

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'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

Addiction to mobile.

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

'Today's sex text is the song of Solomon.'

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

'Text your leader and tell him I'm here.'

'Do you ever communicate as a family by just speaking?'

"Which one is the emoji for immense relief, coupled with general underlying disappointment, tinged with cynicism, anger and apprehension?"

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

"I'm hexting."

'Your texting addiction sticks out like a sore thumb.'

Less than Ultimate Fighting.

"Oh man... there is nothing like a cigarette after a passionate night of 'texting'!"

Hazard of texting

Love at first text.

'Ooh, I'm getting a text.'

'Are you two still not texting?'

"I wasn't texting while driving. I was driving while texting."

"Warning! Consumption of alcohol whilst using your phone increases the size of the send button by 90%."

Texting in the Gilded Age.