Text Messaging Titans Gifts

'My bank has introduced a new 'SMS alert' service.'

Polly txt speak

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'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

Addiction to mobile.

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

'Today's sex text is the song of Solomon.'

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

Hey, Twig! Ryan Beardsley wants your cell phone number! The divine wonder of West Fester High? Finally! My life changes for the better. He needs activities for his college apps and wants to come to our shortest eco-club cleanup. Change you can believe in. West Fester High School.

'Text your leader and tell him I'm here.'

'Do you ever communicate as a family by just speaking?'

"I'm hexting."

"Which one is the emoji for immense relief, coupled with general underlying disappointment, tinged with cynicism, anger and apprehension?"

'Your texting addiction sticks out like a sore thumb.'

Less than Ultimate Fighting.

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

"Oh man... there is nothing like a cigarette after a passionate night of 'texting'!"

Hazard of texting

Love at first text.

'Are you two still not texting?'

'Ooh, I'm getting a text.'

'Just had to text and ride, didn't you?'

"Warning! Consumption of alcohol whilst using your phone increases the size of the send button by 90%."

"I wasn't texting while driving. I was driving while texting."