Texting Trailblazer Gifts

"I don't understand a word young people say these days."

'Just had to text and ride, didn't you?'

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

'He's a Tex'an.'

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

Polly txt speak

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

TAP TAP TAP TAP

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"Textin’"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

'How about a walk!'

Moo Out Loud

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

Social Networking.

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

Dog Messages

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.