Texting Superstar Gifts

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

All right, if it will make you feel better, I'll call you my BFF.

Hey, Twig! Ryan Beardsley wants your cell phone number! The divine wonder of West Fester High? Finally! My life changes for the better. He needs activities for his college apps and wants to come to our shortest eco-club cleanup. Change you can believe in. West Fester High School.

Nil by text - "Don't worry, Mr. Smith, we will soon cure your addiction."

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

'I just got a hex message from Zelda.'

This problem began in the 1950's...

'Just had to text and ride, didn't you?'

Avoid texting valentine's messages

I'll go first. this is so stupid. Just try it. Fine. Go first. Commencing text. Beep, No problem. I can do this. Take it. One second. Oh, no. It's coming on. Two seconds … It burns! Give me my phone. U R addict. Still, three seconds. A personal record.

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

Opticians Sign With Modern Text Acronyms

"The bad news is that the voices in my head have started text messaging me."

Text in a bottle

'He's a Tex'an.'

"This is weird . . . I haven't got a single text or email in the past three minutes."

"School can be tricky. They give you text books that have NOTHING to do with texting!"

Modern spelling.

Text Speak

'We're going to put you under. Start texting backwards from 10...'

'Cool! Thanks to our opposable thumbs, we can send SMS messages...'

'We used to be a nuclear family...now we're cellular.'

'If only texting was an Olympic sport.'

'I hope you don't mind me breaking up with you via text message.'

'My bank has introduced a new 'SMS alert' service.'