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The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Nil by text - "Don't worry, Mr. Smith, we will soon cure your addiction."

'I just got a hex message from Zelda.'

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

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Avoid texting valentine's messages

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

"The bad news is that the voices in my head have started text messaging me."

Text in a bottle

"School can be tricky. They give you text books that have NOTHING to do with texting!"

'He's a Tex'an.'

"This is weird . . . I haven't got a single text or email in the past three minutes."

'We're going to put you under. Start texting backwards from 10...'

Modern spelling.

Text Speak

'Cool! Thanks to our opposable thumbs, we can send SMS messages...'

'We used to be a nuclear family...now we're cellular.'

'If only texting was an Olympic sport.'

'My bank has introduced a new 'SMS alert' service.'

'I hope you don't mind me breaking up with you via text message.'

'I think it's about time we had a text, son.'