Romantic Texting Virtuoso Gifts

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"Textin’"

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Moo Out Loud

'How about a walk!'

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

Social Networking.

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

Dog Messages

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

OMG UR HOT

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."