Tech-savvy Texter Gifts

"I just got a text from my teenage daughter. Do you speak emoji?"

Public Works Department: Men texting - Merge.

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Textin’"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

Social Networking.

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

Dog Messages

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

The Web is mightier than the sword.

"I can't remember, did you text me, call me, tweet me, email me, or just tell me about it?"

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

"I'm fine on the phone. I only have trouble talking to people in person."

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'