Techy Texter Gifts

Personal Air Bag.

"I just sent a penny to your bank account for your thoughts."

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"I see the man who invented autocorrect has died."

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it' met its match.

"So this is what you do all day on your cell phone? Punching in letters...one by one...sending dirty messages to your friends?"

The Archbishops says to stop adding emoticons.

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

Baby's first text.

"If you need me, I'll be in my room watching YouTube videos, texting, Skyping and blowing off my homework."

Girl reads a book called Speed Texting For Everyday Use

I hear we're called gen txt. It's demeaning. Suggests our lives revolve 'round shallow misspelled missives. No dout! You're not helping me here. Y U usin big words? Hirz link 2 utube vid of cat pukin. Awsum!

I heard you have a really bad toothache. Meh. Not anymore. "Meh"? I got bored of that, so I just moved on. Amazing. "Mindless over matter." Bored of this phone.

'They start texting so young these days,'

"We've been avoiding it for way to long. We really need to have a face-to-face text."

"You will have to text your order directly to chef. We're not speaking."

Send. End.

Valentine's Day texting

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

"I just got a text from my teenage daughter. Do you speak emoji?"

What we talk text...How it reads when we hit 'send' without reading it first...

John's Early Attempts at Direct Messaging Proved Futile.

"Block robocall number...text friend...block robocall number..."

"You think you're addicted to Twitter? I'm sorry, I don't follow you."

'Darling, that memory course I've been doing, can you remember its web address.'

"hey fans! im at bat,. btm 9th, bases loaded, score tied--oops, jst got called strike1!"

You hang up. No, you hang up.

Kaitlyn Buchanan becomes the world's fastest text messager by texting all seven volumes of Harry Potter in 57 minutes and 12 seconds.

WRLD TXT MSG-ING CHMPSHIP.

Quantity over quality

Night School Enrolment

'Your baby is a girl and holding a cell phone. Apparently, they're texting younger and younger these days.'

Public Works Department: Men texting - Merge.

The horror of mistext