Serial Texter Gifts

"We've been avoiding it for way to long. We really need to have a face-to-face text."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

TV-Man

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Moo Out Loud

WTF?

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"I see the man who invented autocorrect has died."

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it' met its match.

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

"So this is what you do all day on your cell phone? Punching in letters...one by one...sending dirty messages to your friends?"

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

You Have 1 New Messages

Bummer Time Streaming

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

Girl reads a book called Speed Texting For Everyday Use

You finished Netflix

I hear we're called gen txt. It's demeaning. Suggests our lives revolve 'round shallow misspelled missives. No dout! You're not helping me here. Y U usin big words? Hirz link 2 utube vid of cat pukin. Awsum!

Baby's first text.

'I just got text-heckled!'

"I just sent a penny to your bank account for your thoughts."

Valentine's Day texting

"IRL sucks."

'They start texting so young these days,'

"They went together, doctor!"

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

'I watch shows I don't like because I can't find the remote.'

Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.

"Thou," not "you"! "Shalt," not "shallow"! "Sayeth," not "sawtooth"! Gah, I'm gonna smite somebody! God's Autocorrect.

'The following program was made possible by canceling an even WORSE program.'