Literary Texter Gifts

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it' met its match.

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

"So this is what you do all day on your cell phone? Punching in letters...one by one...sending dirty messages to your friends?"

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

You Have 1 New Messages

'Mom and Dad, like when did you first text that you loved each other?'

"If you need me, I'll be in my room watching YouTube videos, texting, Skyping and blowing off my homework."

"I just sent a penny to your bank account for your thoughts."

Valentine's Day texting

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

"We've been avoiding it for way to long. We really need to have a face-to-face text."

"I just got a text from my teenage daughter. Do you speak emoji?"

Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.

John's Early Attempts at Direct Messaging Proved Futile.

People who ghosted me

"Thou," not "you"! "Shalt," not "shallow"! "Sayeth," not "sawtooth"! Gah, I'm gonna smite somebody! God's Autocorrect.

Personal Air Bag.

I heard Sarah called you. Yeah. She's hot. Shh! Click. Click. Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap. Hey! No texting in the car! It distracts the driver!

The Island of People Who Never Get Back to You

"He overcame his vow of silence by texting on his phone."

"LOL!"

You hang up. No, you hang up.

'I wonder what it's like to text, 'OMG'?'

Joe couldn't shake off Ruby... his elderly stalker.

The text commandments

WRLD TXT MSG-ING CHMPSHIP.

Kaitlyn Buchanan becomes the world's fastest text messager by texting all seven volumes of Harry Potter in 57 minutes and 12 seconds.

Night School Enrolment

Public Works Department: Men texting - Merge.

'This is AJ. I met her thru a class. ad.'

'When it comes to texting, I'm all thumbs.'

Couple flirting in Text Language.