Competitive Texter Gifts

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it' met its match.

WRLD TXT MSG-ING CHMPSHIP.

Kaitlyn Buchanan becomes the world's fastest text messager by texting all seven volumes of Harry Potter in 57 minutes and 12 seconds.

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

"So this is what you do all day on your cell phone? Punching in letters...one by one...sending dirty messages to your friends?"

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

You Have 1 New Messages

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

Nil by text - "Don't worry, Mr. Smith, we will soon cure your addiction."

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

Baby's first text.

I hear we're called gen txt. It's demeaning. Suggests our lives revolve 'round shallow misspelled missives. No dout! You're not helping me here. Y U usin big words? Hirz link 2 utube vid of cat pukin. Awsum!

Girl reads a book called Speed Texting For Everyday Use

"If you need me, I'll be in my room watching YouTube videos, texting, Skyping and blowing off my homework."

"I just sent a penny to your bank account for your thoughts."

'They start texting so young these days,'

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

I'll go first. this is so stupid. Just try it. Fine. Go first. Commencing text. Beep, No problem. I can do this. Take it. One second. Oh, no. It's coming on. Two seconds … It burns! Give me my phone. U R addict. Still, three seconds. A personal record.

"You will have to text your order directly to chef. We're not speaking."

"We've been avoiding it for way to long. We really need to have a face-to-face text."

"I just got a text from my teenage daughter. Do you speak emoji?"

Puck Building Shoot-out

"School can be tricky. They give you text books that have NOTHING to do with texting!"

What we talk text...How it reads when we hit 'send' without reading it first...

"Thou," not "you"! "Shalt," not "shallow"! "Sayeth," not "sawtooth"! Gah, I'm gonna smite somebody! God's Autocorrect.

'If only texting was an Olympic sport.'

Personal Air Bag.

I heard Sarah called you. Yeah. She's hot. Shh! Click. Click. Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap. Hey! No texting in the car! It distracts the driver!

'The dog just texted, He's waiting for you at the back door,'

'I think it's about time we had a text, son.'

"Block robocall number...text friend...block robocall number..."

"hey fans! im at bat,. btm 9th, bases loaded, score tied--oops, jst got called strike1!"

Ha-ha, I just got a text from you wondering if I noticed you left the coffee shop an hour ago.