Sporty Texter Gifts

"hey fans! im at bat,. btm 9th, bases loaded, score tied--oops, jst got called strike1!"

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

Wild West Text Showdown

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it' met its match.

"So this is what you do all day on your cell phone? Punching in letters...one by one...sending dirty messages to your friends?"

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

'Mom and Dad, like when did you first text that you loved each other?'

Girl reads a book called Speed Texting For Everyday Use

"I just sent a penny to your bank account for your thoughts."

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

I heard you have a really bad toothache. Meh. Not anymore. "Meh"? I got bored of that, so I just moved on. Amazing. "Mindless over matter." Bored of this phone.

Valentine's Day texting

'-and don't forget your mobiles tomorrow - we shall be texting Santa!'

Text Santa

"I just got a text from my teenage daughter. Do you speak emoji?"

'Just made a pass. I'm running for the end zone.'

Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.

"My plants have been growing so much better since I started texting them."

Annual sportknitting Derby

John's Early Attempts at Direct Messaging Proved Futile.

Personal Air Bag.

The perils of texting while stampeding.

Rudolph accepts Santa's request via texting

Kaitlyn Buchanan becomes the world's fastest text messager by texting all seven volumes of Harry Potter in 57 minutes and 12 seconds.

WRLD TXT MSG-ING CHMPSHIP.

"Look, I'm not ghosting you. I just have a huge list to deal with right now."

You hang up. No, you hang up.

Night School Enrolment

Public Works Department: Men texting - Merge.

"Relax, that was no explosion! My daughter texting at the speed of sound caused a sonic boom."

'When it comes to texting, I'm all thumbs.'