Festive Texters Gifts

Rudolph accepts Santa's request via texting

'-and don't forget your mobiles tomorrow - we shall be texting Santa!'

Text Santa

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

A man surrounded with lovehearts

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

You Have 1 New Messages

'Mom and Dad, like when did you first text that you loved each other?'

Baby's first text.

"I just sent a penny to your bank account for your thoughts."

'I can't talk now. I'm in the annual meeting.'

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

'They start texting so young these days,'

I heard you have a really bad toothache. Meh. Not anymore. "Meh"? I got bored of that, so I just moved on. Amazing. "Mindless over matter." Bored of this phone.

If you need anything else, just text me.

Santa Romance

Valentine's Day texting

Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.

"Thou," not "you"! "Shalt," not "shallow"! "Sayeth," not "sawtooth"! Gah, I'm gonna smite somebody! God's Autocorrect.

Lockdown Connections

"My plants have been growing so much better since I started texting them."

'But we're having a TEX-A-THON!'

"Every Christmas you make a lot of primises you never keep, why don't you become a politian."

Personal Air Bag.

The perils of texting while stampeding.

'What with Obama and all his giveaways, I'm surprised you're still in business.'

Santa Claus Christmas Texting

"hey fans! im at bat,. btm 9th, bases loaded, score tied--oops, jst got called strike1!"

'I wonder what it's like to text, 'OMG'?'

The text commandments

"Look, I'm not ghosting you. I just have a huge list to deal with right now."

"You know, Billy. All of these calls to the North Pole are very expensive... And may I ask how you got hold of Santa's personal phone number?"