Botanical Texters Gifts

"My plants have been growing so much better since I started texting them."

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

You Have 1 New Messages

"I just sent a penny to your bank account for your thoughts."

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

Valentine's Day texting

Text Santa

'-and don't forget your mobiles tomorrow - we shall be texting Santa!'

Gardener's Calendar: March - Give support to anything disturbed by the wind.

Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.

Personal Air Bag.

"I thought you'd like it. It's an orchid. pre-neglected!"

The perils of texting while stampeding.

"hey fans! im at bat,. btm 9th, bases loaded, score tied--oops, jst got called strike1!"

You hang up. No, you hang up.

'I wonder what it's like to text, 'OMG'?'

Rudolph accepts Santa's request via texting

'That so turns me on.'

WRLD TXT MSG-ING CHMPSHIP.

The text commandments

"Look, I'm not ghosting you. I just have a huge list to deal with right now."

'I think it's a creeper...'

"What's the betting SHE'S artificial?"

'When it comes to texting, I'm all thumbs.'

'This is AJ. I met her thru a class. ad.'

"And make sure ya mobiles are off!"