Botanical Texters Gifts

"My plants have been growing so much better since I started texting them."

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it' met its match.

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

You Have 1 New Messages

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

'Mom and Dad, like when did you first text that you loved each other?'

"I just sent a penny to your bank account for your thoughts."

'-and don't forget your mobiles tomorrow - we shall be texting Santa!'

Text Santa

Gardener's Calendar: March - Give support to anything disturbed by the wind.

I heard you have a really bad toothache. Meh. Not anymore. "Meh"? I got bored of that, so I just moved on. Amazing. "Mindless over matter." Bored of this phone.

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

Valentine's Day texting

Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.

"Thou," not "you"! "Shalt," not "shallow"! "Sayeth," not "sawtooth"! Gah, I'm gonna smite somebody! God's Autocorrect.

Personal Air Bag.

The perils of texting while stampeding.

"I thought you'd like it. It's an orchid. pre-neglected!"

"hey fans! im at bat,. btm 9th, bases loaded, score tied--oops, jst got called strike1!"

'I wonder what it's like to text, 'OMG'?'

Rudolph accepts Santa's request via texting

'That so turns me on.'

Kaitlyn Buchanan becomes the world's fastest text messager by texting all seven volumes of Harry Potter in 57 minutes and 12 seconds.

WRLD TXT MSG-ING CHMPSHIP.

The text commandments

"Look, I'm not ghosting you. I just have a huge list to deal with right now."

You hang up. No, you hang up.

'I think it's a creeper...'

"And make sure ya mobiles are off!"

"What's the betting SHE'S artificial?"

'This is AJ. I met her thru a class. ad.'