Wildlife Texter Gifts

The perils of texting while stampeding.

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"Eat me"

'You head south without me. I'll be fine.'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'Nice jingle!'

Biodiversity

David Attenborough's Morning

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

Birds with Headphones

"I'm in disguise."

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"I like to stay on top of things."

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

'He followed me home! Can he hibernate here?'

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

Ecotourism.

Grass huggers.

'Fancy a swift half?'

The Destruction of the Environment

"Wow, these are great cartoons! We have to let them go, and anyway, cartoonists are on the endangered species list..."

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

Wild West Text Showdown

'You're not alone, Mr. Scrapp. A lot of hyenas are sensitive to laughter in the bedroom.'

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

Predator and prey at the bookstore.