Wildlife Texter Pillows

The perils of texting while stampeding.

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"Eat me"

'You head south without me. I'll be fine.'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Biodiversity

'Nice jingle!'

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

Birds with Headphones

David Attenborough's Morning

"I'm in disguise."

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

Ecotourism.

'He followed me home! Can he hibernate here?'

"I like to stay on top of things."

'Fancy a swift half?'

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

Grass huggers.

"Wow, these are great cartoons! We have to let them go, and anyway, cartoonists are on the endangered species list..."

The Destruction of the Environment

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

Wild West Text Showdown

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

'You're not alone, Mr. Scrapp. A lot of hyenas are sensitive to laughter in the bedroom.'

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

Predator and prey at the bookstore.