Nature Texter Pillows

Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

A tree cries its leaves off like tears

Wild West Text Showdown

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

The World's best Camouflage Store.

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

"The only time he lets 'em out is when he wants the lawn mooing."

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

"Did you get it at Bed, Birch and Beyond?"

You Have 1 New Messages

"Who the hell keeps doing that?"

"I just sent a penny to your bank account for your thoughts."

'He heard a voice saying, 'if you build it, they will come.''

Text Santa

Valentine's Day texting

'She never learned how to dance.'

"We've been avoiding it for way to long. We really need to have a face-to-face text."

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

When I'm dead, I want to be composted!

'-and don't forget your mobiles tomorrow - we shall be texting Santa!'

James gets caught recording nature sounds without permission.

A retired man relaxing by fishing.