Nature Texter Pillows

Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

A tree cries its leaves off like tears

Wild West Text Showdown

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

The World's best Camouflage Store.

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

You Have 1 New Messages

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

"Did you get it at Bed, Birch and Beyond?"

"The only time he lets 'em out is when he wants the lawn mooing."

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

'Mom and Dad, like when did you first text that you loved each other?'

"Who the hell keeps doing that?"

'He heard a voice saying, 'if you build it, they will come.''

"I just sent a penny to your bank account for your thoughts."

'She never learned how to dance.'

Text Santa

'-and don't forget your mobiles tomorrow - we shall be texting Santa!'

I heard you have a really bad toothache. Meh. Not anymore. "Meh"? I got bored of that, so I just moved on. Amazing. "Mindless over matter." Bored of this phone.

When I'm dead, I want to be composted!

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

Valentine's Day texting

"We've been avoiding it for way to long. We really need to have a face-to-face text."

James gets caught recording nature sounds without permission.