Vintage Texter Pillows

'When it comes to texting, I'm all thumbs.'

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

Wild West Text Showdown

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it' met its match.

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

You Have 1 New Messages

'Mom and Dad, like when did you first text that you loved each other?'

"I just sent a penny to your bank account for your thoughts."

'-and don't forget your mobiles tomorrow - we shall be texting Santa!'

Text Santa

"We've been avoiding it for way to long. We really need to have a face-to-face text."

I heard you have a really bad toothache. Meh. Not anymore. "Meh"? I got bored of that, so I just moved on. Amazing. "Mindless over matter." Bored of this phone.

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

Valentine's Day texting

"Probably texting."

Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.

'But we're having a TEX-A-THON!'

"Thou," not "you"! "Shalt," not "shallow"! "Sayeth," not "sawtooth"! Gah, I'm gonna smite somebody! God's Autocorrect.

John's Early Attempts at Direct Messaging Proved Futile.

History of the Ebook

"My plants have been growing so much better since I started texting them."

Personal Air Bag.

The perils of texting while stampeding.

'I didn't get all that stuff after 'Dear Sir'.'

"hey fans! im at bat,. btm 9th, bases loaded, score tied--oops, jst got called strike1!"

Joe couldn't shake off Ruby... his elderly stalker.

Rudolph accepts Santa's request via texting

Kaitlyn Buchanan becomes the world's fastest text messager by texting all seven volumes of Harry Potter in 57 minutes and 12 seconds.

WRLD TXT MSG-ING CHMPSHIP.

The text commandments

"Look, I'm not ghosting you. I just have a huge list to deal with right now."